I don’t know what Eurovision is but it sounds like Europe’s Hunger Games
that is literally what it is
may the points be ever in your favour!
and all the neighbor districts vote for each other
will smith everybody
he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME, and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.
I MADE A THING
|Sasuke:||MY FAMILY IS DEEEEAD.|
|Naruto:||My family is dead too. Also they died sealing a demon fox inside me for the sake of the village which for the next thirteen years of my life totally shunned me because of something I had no control over.|
|Gaara:||My parents are dead. My mom died giving birth to me and everyone around me despised me because of it and my dad put a demon raccoon inside me which made me emotionally volatile and murderous and then my uncle tried to kill me which turned me into a sociopath.|
|Neji:||My father died to protect a man who spent the next undetermined amount of time in my life torturing me into becoming the perfect servant which led me to despise my cousin who I almost wound up killing and then I died for her sake.|
|Tsunade:||My family died in the second Shinobi War, so did my lover, which I blamed myself for.|
|Kakashi:||My best friend died and then told me to rip out his eye and replace one of my own with it, then later I had to kill my only remaining teammate. Also my dad died.|
|Pein:||I never knew my parents also everyone around me I love either dies or suffers terribly.|
|Sasori:||My parents died when I was really young which sent me into an emotional downwards spiral that resulted in me turning myself into a puppet, killing my mentor and abandoning my village.|
|Itachi:||I killed my entire family for the sake of my baby brother and let myself become a complete villain for his sake though he later used all that as an excuse to go batshit insane on us and wind up killing me out of misguided vengance.|